A Christmas song for Mick
All sing......

On the first day of Christmas
my children sent to me
A fucking great Christmas tree

On the second day of Christmas
my children sent to me
2 nobheads in a van
and a fucking great Christmas tree

On the third day of Christmas
my children sent to me
Steven with his saw
2 nobheads in a van
and a fucking great Christmas tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
my children sent to me
Shelley with her card
Steven with his saw
2 nobheads in a van
and a fucking great Christmas tree

On the fifth day of Christmas
my children sent to me
Andrew with his pubes
Shelley with her card
Steven with his saw
2 nobheads in a van
and a fucking great Christmas tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
my children sent to me
Susan with her putter
Andrew with his pubes
Shelley with her card
Steven with his saw
2 nobheads in a van
and a fucking great Christmas tree

On the seventh day of Christmas
my children sent to me
Gary with the jumper
Susan with her putter
Andrew with his pubes
Shelley with her card
Steven with his saw
2 nobheads in a van
and a fucking great Christmas tree

On the eighth day of Christmas
my children sent to me
Jenny with Andrewman
Gary with the jumper
Susan with her putter
Andrew with gingerpubes
Shelley with her card
Steven with his saw
2 nobheads in a van
and a fucking great Christmas tree

On the ninth day of Christmas
my children sent to me
Jenny with Andrewman
Gary with the jumper
Susan with her putter
Andrew with gingerpubes
Shelley with her card
Steven with his saw
2 nobheads in a van
and a fucking great Christmas tree

On the tenth day of Christmas
my children sent to me
Michael with his chainsaw
Jenny with Andrewman
Gary with the jumper
Susan with her putter
Andrew with gingerpubes
Shelley with her card
Steven with his saw
2 nobheads in a van
and a fucking great Christmas tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my children sent to me
Angie with her cowboy
Michael with his chainsaw
Jenny with Andrewman
Gary with the jumper
Susan with her putter
Andrew with gingerpubes
Shelley with her card
Steven with his saw
2 nobheads in a van
and a fucking great Christmas tree

On the twelth day of Christmas
my children sent to me
Fay with the paddy
Angie with her cowboy
Michael with his chainsaw
Jenny with Andrewman
Gary with the jumper
Susan with her putter
Andrew with gingerpubes
Shelley with her card
Steven with his saw
2 nobheads in a van
and a fucking great Christmas tree